Far away, beyond the mountains of words, far from the countries of vowels and consonants, live simulated texts. They live isolated in houses of letters, on the coast of semantics, a great ocean of languages. A stream called Pons flows through their town and supplies them with the necessary standards. We are talking about a paraisomatic country in which pieces of roasted phrases fall into your mouth.

Even the all-powerful punctuation marks do not dominate the simulated texts; a life, it can be said, little orthographic. But one fine day, a small line of simulated text, called Lorem Ipsum, decided to venture out into the vast world of grammar. The great Oxmox advised him against doing so, as those lands were full of wicked commas, wild question marks, and treacherous semicolons, but the simulated text was not to be deterred. He packed his seven versals, tucked his initial into his belt, and set off. When he had already scaled the first hills of the italic mountains, he turned around to direct his gaze for the last time, towards his hometown Letralandia, the heading of the Alphabet town and the subtitle of his name.